eurovision organisers: this year we will finally have a classy music contest, with normal songs. finally, we can change our image around.
europe: what the FUCK!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE OPERA VAMPIRES AND TIN FOIL ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!
Is Armenia a superhero or the queen of hell? i don’t know and I don’t care, lipft me in your arms and take me away from here.
I’m just saying if Armenia and Austria make out we all win.
Why is eurovision SO BASIC this year? Where is glitter? Where are gays? Where are totally ridiculous dresses? WHERE?
america is watching this year so we’re trying to look as normal as possible